simsgonewrong:

swag level 1000

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

theyellowbrickroad:

why are australians so much hotter than like 80% of the population is there something in the air over there

p0ndorica:

it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win 

dietchola:

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theangryviolinist:

lol oh tchaikovsky

tchaikovsky whta r u doing

tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem

TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP

The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.

galifianafuck:

some guy just asked me where the magazine section is at and i said “i dont work here” and he goes “me neither” and walked away